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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

I asked her where you were.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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