why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

you give like i give lomain

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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