- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

So a seal walks into a club.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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