- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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