- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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