Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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