- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Poop...

What ryhmes with turtle rape

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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