How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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What is 9+10? 19

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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