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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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