- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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