- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 69? 70

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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