What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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A fat guy!

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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