Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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