- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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