- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What? Yes.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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