- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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