What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

You just read this ..

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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