Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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A black person dies.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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