- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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irish man drinking john smiths

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What moos like a cow? Another cow

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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