Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

the WNBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

An Asian person drove home safely.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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