Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Please don't shoot me

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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123 f*ck off

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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whats green and lives in the water

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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