- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

nolan is gay

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

i have two hands.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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