I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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I don't get it

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Anti Joke

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