What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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BIG MAC'S

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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