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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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