2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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WILLY

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Anti Joke

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