- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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