- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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