- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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