- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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