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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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