- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Phew... it's gone.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

whats my name? Matt

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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