- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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