I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Tommy got neutered.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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