Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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