What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Justin Bieber.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

My spelling is horrible

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Do you know the muffin man? No

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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