ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

A man walks into a bar

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

A drunk guy walks into a car

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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