How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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