Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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I C U P White stuff

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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