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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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