Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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women's rights.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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What do you call an arab ?

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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