- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A blind man walks into a library.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Knock knock. Get out!!

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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