- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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