miha kako si?

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Your mom.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Anthony sucks

Women's rights.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Caolan and Eamon

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