What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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