Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Guest what in the butt

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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