Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

so...um, yeah

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Justin Bieber

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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