- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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