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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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