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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

a man checks his mypsace

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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