- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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