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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Stephen Hawking

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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