Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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