- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

12 niqqa 12.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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