- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

How do you end a sentence

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Stephen Hawking

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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