His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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stinky boner

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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