A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

And Stephen Hawking said.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

hers a joke... japanese people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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