Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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