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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do we call Osama? Osama

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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