Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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