- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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