- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Your sex life.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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