- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Dyslexics are teople poo

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Heskey time.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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