Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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