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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

HELLO EVERYONE

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What is better than tissues? Correct!

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

The Labour Party.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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