- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Robin, get in the car, please.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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