- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

hey guys im gay

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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