Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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hi charles lattuca III

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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