A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Why? Why not?

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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