- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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