Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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