Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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I'm HIV positive.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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