- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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