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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

whats brown and booky a book.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!