What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Flowers are colors Love me

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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