Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Women's rights

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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