- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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