Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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