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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

all the kids had fun

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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