Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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YOLO

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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