I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What is my name? I dont know

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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