- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Your mother is average.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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