- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What's one plus one? two.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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