- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

I don't believe in giraffes.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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