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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Rebecca Black

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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so how about that irline food

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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