- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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