- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Ehh

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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